There are some things in life that you just can't explain. I realize that some things don't need to be explained to us and that's okay. But you should know that at any given moment, I am continuously rolling around in this over sized head of mine many of these "things" that are beyond explanation. Some are very deep and spiritual, some are not. But it's always something that really bugs me. This last winter, it was "Why is it that when it rains, thousands of earthworms come out of their comfy earthen homes and commit mass suicide on blacktop and concrete surfaces?" I have since found out the answer (thanks bro) and will share it with you at a later date (and it's not that they are drowning). I find that other people around me are also troubled by this nagging need to explain things. One such person is very upset by the fact that the "Dollar INN" motel chain does not cost a dollar a night but in fact cost many more dollars in exchange for one night of lodging. Why? I say all of this only to let you know that lately I have been perplexed by the following question: "Why do I have an almost irresistible craving for "Pal's" food? It really defies logic. I know that people in this part of the country have no idea what Pal's is so I have included a picture above. The picture says it all. In northeast Tennessee, there are Pal's Sudden Service restaurants everywhere. I think that I have been to most but the question remains; what is it about Pal's that attracts me so? Is it the stylish exterior of the establishment? Is it the "frenchy fries"? Is it the huge sweet iced tea for $0.79 or is it the "Sauce Burger" (taste and you will understand)? The answer is....I don't know. What I do know is that I MUST find out. So in the interest of science and goodwill to all mankind, I can think of only one way to explain this one mystery of many....ROAD TRIP. Yes, in the interest of science, me and my highly trained team of experts are going straight to the source. We're going to Pal's. We will be leaving soon for a no nonsense trip to northeast Tennessee for the sole purpose of eating at Pal's. So that our report will be unbiased, we are not going for any other reason. We will drive there (5hours), eat at Pal's, and return in hopes of answering the unexplained. Again, I do this for the sole purpose of answering the unexplained and the good of all mankind everywhere. Our team will report our findings in a future post.
Saturday, March 24, 2007
THE UNEXPLAINED
There are some things in life that you just can't explain. I realize that some things don't need to be explained to us and that's okay. But you should know that at any given moment, I am continuously rolling around in this over sized head of mine many of these "things" that are beyond explanation. Some are very deep and spiritual, some are not. But it's always something that really bugs me. This last winter, it was "Why is it that when it rains, thousands of earthworms come out of their comfy earthen homes and commit mass suicide on blacktop and concrete surfaces?" I have since found out the answer (thanks bro) and will share it with you at a later date (and it's not that they are drowning). I find that other people around me are also troubled by this nagging need to explain things. One such person is very upset by the fact that the "Dollar INN" motel chain does not cost a dollar a night but in fact cost many more dollars in exchange for one night of lodging. Why? I say all of this only to let you know that lately I have been perplexed by the following question: "Why do I have an almost irresistible craving for "Pal's" food? It really defies logic. I know that people in this part of the country have no idea what Pal's is so I have included a picture above. The picture says it all. In northeast Tennessee, there are Pal's Sudden Service restaurants everywhere. I think that I have been to most but the question remains; what is it about Pal's that attracts me so? Is it the stylish exterior of the establishment? Is it the "frenchy fries"? Is it the huge sweet iced tea for $0.79 or is it the "Sauce Burger" (taste and you will understand)? The answer is....I don't know. What I do know is that I MUST find out. So in the interest of science and goodwill to all mankind, I can think of only one way to explain this one mystery of many....ROAD TRIP. Yes, in the interest of science, me and my highly trained team of experts are going straight to the source. We're going to Pal's. We will be leaving soon for a no nonsense trip to northeast Tennessee for the sole purpose of eating at Pal's. So that our report will be unbiased, we are not going for any other reason. We will drive there (5hours), eat at Pal's, and return in hopes of answering the unexplained. Again, I do this for the sole purpose of answering the unexplained and the good of all mankind everywhere. Our team will report our findings in a future post.
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umm first of all..i just want to say that you are random and extremely happy for some odd reason..i dont know why you are obsessed with pals..in my experience i didnt like it..sorry to say that but its true..well have fun on your VENTURE..if its true and all..which i highly doubt it
well..im soo sorry that i dont dream of crazy dancing dogs, clowns, pancakes and fíj..and im not obsessed with nasty food..soo what do u want me to write about?
*flashes two thumbs up*
I approve this road trip!
you would.
Know this young grasshopper, you have been sitting in your cushy little office, with small dreams of breaking free of the "leave your comment" text number restriction.****YOU***** I been on da streets. And on those dark streetes I have learned from the best about breaking text number restrictions. So while you've been colling your jets, regrouping after the worm procreation/suicide inverstigation... I have grown stronger and stronger. Soon there will be no limit to the stupidity that can flow from my finger tips. *****ARE***** I've been through long hours of training. Writing in new names on vote ballots, stapling a 10 page evaluation to the back of a "how was our service?" comment card at the local chinese buffet, or even coping the entire chicogaland area phone book onto the prayer request card at church... all these things are mere childs play to me. ******BEAUTIFUL****** You see Dan, cry out to the people so that you might beat the limit on your words... Whereas I beat the limit to my words so that the people shall hear my cry! Make no mistake, this is and always will be a batlle that you can't win. Futher more, it is a battle that you have no part in. While you worry about the quantity of your words, you never stopped to consider that this typing box has no spell check function.*****MY**** You spout meaningless misspelled terms with considering the words at the top: "You can use some HTML tags, such as b, i, a. Did you ever consider what these things really mean? Brad. Is. Awesome. You see, I have a dream, that one day my words will be judged by the content of their characters, not the number of characters that composes them, and when this happens it WILL be one small step for man and one ginormous leap for mankind, I am not a crook, but I do not ask what the character limit can do for me , but what I can do for the character limit.********SWEET***** Four scores and seven years ago, my three fathers weren't even born. In fact, they didn't even have the internet yet.********SWEET***** But now, Yo adrian I DID IT! and that is what you need to remember , when you realize that some one is responsible for your short comings as a boundary pusher through stupidity , it ain't me babe, no it ain't me babe, it ain't me your lookin for.********SONG****** So Dan, my final word to you is, remember, you've taught me some great things. But the contents of that big gray heap you call a brain will never allow you to get on my level. To get where I am you must be able to dig deep. Deep down in a whole, and sink down in it, falling down into a whole new level that most of us have left behind. So while you seek to win the battle, I hope the war rages on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on ando na dnon andon andond andon dnaondn ownaondoanndna dnona adnoand aodn andoandonaon dna odna aodnaod andoand andoan andoand adnaod aona doanndao danodna doanda dnaodn nadnaon aando ando andoand anodand ona adona aodnaodna andoand adandoanda doandoadnandoad andaodna dnadoand aonandoa andoad aoandan aodna oadnoad oaad oadn....eh hem... and on.*and I'll sing it again.*
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