Yesterday.....I was caught in the act.  I have been in turmoil today trying to decide weather or not to share the events of yesterday with the blog world and until this time, I was pretty sure I would take this major embarrassment with me to my grave.  So in the interest in the greater good of all mankind, here it goes.  Yesterday, I was driving to lunch when I got caught at a stop light here in town.  Minding my own business I hear a horn make a short blast to my left.  Next to me was a police officer with his window down trying to get my attention.  Being the fine outstanding citizen that I am, I quickly rolled down my window.  The officer said, "You know, I could give you a ticket for that".  Immediately, I started to freak out.  I checked my seat belt.  It was on and secure.  I checked the volume on my radio, fine.  I did a quick check of windows, but everything seemed fine.  So I glanced back to the officer and said, "Excuse me?".  Again, he said (now laughing) "You know, I could give you a ticket for that".  Now I was totally at a loss so I replied "A ticket....for what?"  By now this fine officer was really cracking up and said, " I could give you a ticket for picking your nose like that in public".  Evidently, I had mindlessly been doing some serious mining of mineral resources (booger nuggets).  I must say that I really don't embarrass that easily, but this was a whole new level for me.  By this time, the guy was laughing  pretty hard so I started to chuckle myself.  What else can you do when you are caught in the act. 
So enough of my embarrassing moments, what about you?  Leave a comment on this post revealing one of your most embarrassing moments.  I will be good to finally get it off of your chest(and it might make me feel better about myself by laughing at you).
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
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3 comments:
thank you. i'm laughing/crying so hard i look like dad. love ya! rob
Whenever anyone says to me "Hey, I saw you driving down the road the other day!", I always ask "Really, was I picking my nose?".
Do you feel better now?
- a fellow pew squatter
Love the Bob and Doug McKenzie reference!
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